gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
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Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
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I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
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