Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
I just had sex on a roof
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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