If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
Come home. Im drunk and cutting my own hair. This is bad, i need you.
i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
We were destined to go to rehab together
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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