I skipped work to stalk him.
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
I opened my package from my mom today. She put four bottles of tequila in the bottom under my ducky slippers. She knows me way to well.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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