i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
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Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
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Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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