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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
as i was trying not to drunkingly fall off her toliet, i noticed her socks laying there. i quickly grabbed them, ran upstairs, and excitingly asked her if she had gotten them at sams club. she replied with, "...those are your socks."
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