you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
Also, new rule: You are no longer allowed to send me a text with the word "dildo" in it before 10am.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Randomize
