just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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