Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
I was the only one at the party that didn't get their name taken by the police. I'm convinced that I'm the main character of Ferris Bueller's Drunken Adventures.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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