Yo dont text me then not text me
I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
North Korea, Best Korea!
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
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one might say we're banned from that church
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
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Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
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