Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
theres no point in washing my sheets anymore. its always going to be a fine layer of booze and semen.
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
You high fived me for banging your sister but lock me outta house bc I ate your pumpkin pie? Priorities bro
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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