I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
I just opened my filing cabinet at work for the first time in months. It looks just like my pantry: nothing but peanut butter and whiskey.
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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