trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
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He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
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Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
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