Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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