People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
she woke me up with a blowjob, mickey mouse pancakes, a mugshot of my ex in county jail, and tequilla. Do you know if she fucked someone behind my back or did i win the vagina lottery?
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
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