Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
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I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
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We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
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