I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
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they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
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