i'm almost one hundred percent positive that i have a warrant out for my arrest in this city. i also don't give a fuck because im drinking TEQUILAAAA
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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