i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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