You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
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