We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
He told me he was cooking me a special dinner tonight. His "five star meal" was popcorn in champagne glasses, and chic fil a sauce in jello shot containers to dip the popcorn in. He still tries to convince me he doesn't smoke weed anymore.
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
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