Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
Police were just in my backyard to recover a loaded .38. What the fuck?????
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Randomize
