So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
He bought me flowers. The card with it said: Sorry I cant get you off. I will try harder.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
My penis needs a shock collar
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
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