so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
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He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
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Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
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