i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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