I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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