OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
i spelled "betch" that way on purpose, don't question my abilities as a drunk texter
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
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I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
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The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
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