I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
I want to play lord of the rings tonight. And by that I mean get really drunk, potentially lost, and go trekking through the woods or climbing shit. I want all of you there. You are the fellowship. This is a mass text. I am insanely high.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
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