is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
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