I don't think brook has ever known best
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
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