awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
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My mom is pretending to be Paula Deen while making breakfast...I'm pretty sure she's sober.
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
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Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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