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Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
Your birthday is now over. Your day in the spotlight has dimmed and now you're as special as everyone else. The world goes back to revolving around me. Good night.
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
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