Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
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