are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
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