He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
I can't figure out how to eat twizzlers and I have to be at a wedding reception in an hour.
Please never have kids.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
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