thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
i think im in europe. pls send help
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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