Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
Randomize
