yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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