He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
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