vagina is talking i cant
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
I hate you so much right now. You got us kicked out of my favorite bar because your drunk ass was hogging the Bluetooth jukebox and would play NOTHING but that goddamn skeleton song. IT'S NOT EVEN OCTOBER YET.
Spopky scrzy skeletonssz
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
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