She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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