Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
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Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
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Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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