I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
Two ladies just showed up with my fucking purse. It was in the fucking street. I'm a train wreck. As a financial advisor, this shouldn't happen. I should be an adult.
I have bruises all over my body. Seriously, I'm a train wreck. I'm too damn old for hangovers like this.
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
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