ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
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Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
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Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
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