no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
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