love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
Interesting fact: if you wanted to rename a guy Jeff, just tell him you only fuck Jeffs. Magically whatever name he was using is actually his middle name cause he doesn't like going by Jeff.
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
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