My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
Throwing up into Nora's potty chair while simultaneously having beer shits was truly the highlight of my Christmas season.
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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