There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
I'm going to text my booty call and tell him nevermind, that I got the job finished by myself. That will teach him to text back faster.
This lesson is brought you by a psychology class.
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
So there we are, fucking beneath the Christmas tree and I glance up and see one of the local Jehovah's witnesses staring in horror through the decorative glass in the front door. I'm so proud of us.
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