I must be too annoying 4 u.
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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