i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
so..some girl walked up to me on the porch last night. She came to apologize for peeing on our lawn a few days ago. I just looked at her and said it was ok, she wasn't the first.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
do nipples grow back?
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