Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
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