I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
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