why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
Banjos are just sex machines. Like lights to moths, banjos are to hipster bitches.
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
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normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
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idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
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