It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Apparently he's never heard a queef, he totally thought I farted and got freaked out.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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