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You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
I am midnight drunk by noon
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biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
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I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
Binging muscle relaxers because when ur 33 you can no longer SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE for 2hrs w/o consequences. Fuck you, Age.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
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