Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
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I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
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I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
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